The Other Vows

While we were writing our vows, we kept coming up with other vows that were not appropriate for the wedding ceremony, but couldn't have been more appropriate for the reception!

As many of you may know, Lauren and I wrote our own vows for our wedding ceremony, and for those of you who don’t know that, you weren’t paying attention.

In our excitement to get to this amazing party, we left out a few, so we have decided to recite them for you now.

We call these … “The Other Vows”.

1. (Keith) I promise not to put empty containers back in the refrigerator …. or in the freezer …. or in the pantry.

2. (Lauren) And I promise not leave the cordless phone in the fridge …. again.

3. (Keith) I promise not to clip my toenails in bed

4. (Lauren) And I promise not to squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

5. (Keith) I promise to write down all driving directions …. so I won’t have to call you from the car when I’m lost.

6. (Lauren) I promise to let you open all the wedding responses …. from here on in.

7. (Keith) I promise to consult you before making any new purchases .. from infomercials.

8. (Lauren) And I promise to consult you before making any new purchases from infomercials … to make sure we don’t already own it.

9. (Keith) I promise to be no more than 10 minutes late … once per week.

10. (Lauren) And I promise to set all the clocks … 10 minutes ahead.

11. (Keith) I promise to take you for sushi at least once every other week.

12. (Lauren) I promise to let you eat ice cream once per month.

13. (Keith) I promise to buy you gumballs at least once per week.

14. (Lauren) And I promise to let you eat cheesecake … at least once!

15. (Keith) I promise not to make you kiss me after I’ve eaten onions and garlic.

16. (Lauren) I promise never to ask you to help me with the laundry again … as long as we continue to pay someone else to do it.

17. (Lauren) I promise we will own no more than 3 Golden Retrievers … at any one time.

18. (Keith) And I promise to buy a lint brush … for every room in the house … and both cars.

19. (Keith) I promise to replace the toilet paper … even when there is only one square left.

20. (Lauren) I promise to always love you … even when you leave the toilet seat up.